The Perfect Disguise

And I feel like a-loving you.

Pandy def. A mixed alcoholic beverage comprising a combination of any number of spirits, spritzers or fermented drinks. Traditionally prepared (’mixed’) in an ad hoc fashion, whereby the composite ingredients are layered in a Schooner glass. This method allows for on-the-fly taste testing, to ensure a pallatable mix is achieved.

I like that top hat. Do you? Yes.

It is a commonly known fact that the donning of both top-hat and monocle invariably precludes one’s simultaneous smoking of a cigarette/pipe/cigar.

The exclusion of one/both of these accoutrements will negate the rule, as illustrated below.

Figure 1: As illustrated, the absence of monocle coincides with the absence of smoking apparatus.

I love you, sugar kane.

A Panda, instead of eating bamboo, will break off a bamboo stalk and eat from inside it the syrupy sugar-juice that mysteriously comes forth. While there has been no recorded observation of such dining behaviour, I’m still pretty sure it happens.

Capybara – the world’s largest rodent.